Sunday, September 27, 2009
It's Here!
Friday, September 25, 2009
Friday, I've Waited Too Long

^That says 2 weeks and 1 Day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The count down is on.
Please to tell me more about shipping stuff. I'd like to ship our costumes for MMNSHP! Do I ship it to the hotel? Do I need to contact the hotel or my awesome travel agent?
Gotta get ready for work. I'm a rock star today- there will be pictures!
Thursday, September 24, 2009
Can I Go to Bed Now?
Had a catastrophic start to the morning. BLM has a responsibility egg. They were to take care of their eggs and write stories about the activities they did with their egg. Wednesday was great.
This morning, not so much. Mini Me slept in BLM's room in a "sleeping bag" aka sock. Beverly darted into BLM's room this morning and ate Mini Me. There was a meltdown of astronomical proportions. It was super sad.
I thank you for the WDW suggestions. I put all of the Magic Hours on my blackberry, plus dining reservations, locations, and confirmation numbers.
I am a complete insomniac and have been for years. I didn't take my Ambien last night. I took a Unisom instead (same ingredient as Tylenol PM). Does nada for me. Tonight will be an Ambien night. I will love it. It will be delish and I can't wait for bath and bed time.
What Not To Do
Just pretend you didn't wake up and go back to sleep.
If you don't, you'll start packing for Disney World in your head. I have packed our carry on's in my head. I can't forget to pack the bags with sleep attire and fresh undies. We won't arrive in Orlando until 9pm. We're taking the Magical Express, so we won't get our luggage until who knows when.
Do I need to pack next day clothing, too?
What if I forget which dining reservations are where and what time?
What if I forget to pack the MMNSCHP tickets? My costume! What if it isn't ironed? How will I pack BLM's Snow White hoop skirt?
Ok, I can't forget now that I've typed it out. But, it is 4am. Been awake since 2. Not looking like anymore sleep will happen tonight. LLM has been following me around since about 2:45. I got in bed with her. I patted her down, I rocked her. I couldn't sleep. I patted more. I got up. The dogs got up. LLM got back up. Dogs are snoring, LLM is on the couch. I'm annoyed with myself. I made a CD. I downloaded music. I got on facebook.
This sucks.
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
They Got Mail
Each received a large manila envelope with a letter:
Your royal behavior
Will earn you a treat
Keep being good
Keep being sweet!
This special gift
is a reminder for you
that princesses bow
and they curtsy, too!
Always do your chores
the Princess Treat
is soon to be yours!
I took a little testy test drive today of my new-to-be car. She looks like this:

Tuesday, September 22, 2009
Today I Was...
The one that walks out of the restroom with her dress hiked up into her girdle. I went to the ladies room at work, did my thing, scrubbed my hands with boiling hot water (I'm 'fraid of the germs), brushed my teeth (good dental hygiene is important), boiled my hands again and sashayed into the office. With my dress hiked up my backside into my suck-em-ins.
I was talking to my girl Tanna in the office, showing her my shoes... probably did a spin move. She said, "uh, Holly. Your dress is tucked up in your underwear." We laughed. Our Asses. Off.
Thankfully for me, the bathroom is right across the hall. Thankfully for me, no one saw me.
I don't embarrass easy. Maybe if toilet paper was trailing out or a :::gag to even say it::: feminine hygiene product was showing.... but underwear/girdle.... nah! Too funny fo sho.
Number three, I hate dress clothing. Number four, I hate wearing business casual. I hate wearing jeans. I'd rather wear a suit. This sounds weird, but I much prefer my size 12 petite pants (no girding required because they don't need sucking in), knee high hose, and a comfortable dress shirt with cute shoes.
Where am I going with this? I have a biz-cas event at work on Friday. I'm required to wear jeans. I don't DO JEANS.
Furthermore, I don't have a shirt to wear with jeans. I loathe buying work clothes I won't ever wear again.
Sunday, September 20, 2009
Tooty Ta
Have you done the Tooty Ta with your kids? I promise you will LAUGH!
I started feeling better, way over did it.... and now I need my bed. I have a horrible headache and feel like I have been run over. BUT my floors are clean and my laundry is done and clean sheets grace my bed. I just have to talk DDL into unloading/loading the dishwasher. I think he'll be game for that.
We had a little par-tay up in here this afternoon.
BFF from Church
BLM
BLM is not a nail polish girl and had to be coaxed into this whole thing. Thankfully, for her, the Red Raven fingernail polish came right off in the bath tub. I saw it, didn't realize it was the peels of Red Raven and hurried her right out of there thinking it was some kind of SOMETHING that needed scrubbing with bleach.
Thursday, September 17, 2009
Imma Let You Finish
That short guy (from Houston) sure is a douche. I can't believe he did all of that. I have decided he is a hemorrhoid. I hope Foa Foa gets that guy figured out. I was all mad when he was talking about making a dumb girl alliance.
Speaking of douche bag- let's talk about Kanye. I love his music. I didn't get to watch him on the VMA's but he really, well, there are really no words.

So0o, my creativity for blogging is so stale I'm stealing Imma Kanye's off of the web. That's lame.
I have a terrible sore throat, but made good chili and cornbread. Off to bed sooner than later.
Thursday, September 3, 2009
Aye Can't WAIT!



