Thursday, November 20, 2008

Time on the Road

This leads to silly conversations with myself. I won't detail them out here, but I must say that my mind is an intra-taining place to be. If people could live in my mind and hear my self-talk they would either 1) laugh their ass off because I' so stupid or b) run away and never be my friend or III) totally make fun of me.

The good thing about having to spend time driving places is that I get to listen to music really loud. I'm pretty sure that I'm meant to be in a rap video or a back up dancer or something. I'd really like to be one of the fly chicks in the hot tub waving my drank in the air- wave it like I just don't care. Or maybe one of the fly chicks on a yacht partying it up with Diddy or whoever.


So, perhaps in pursuit of my dreams of being on stage (I don't really care what stage or if the audience is empty- a microphone and and empty arena would entertain me just as much), my personal assistant can hook me up with some people so that I can get in on those rap videos.


I've been enjoying a lot of Kanye on my trips to-and-fro. I need to invest in this Late Registration CD.

So there ya go. There's my boring blog of the day. Native American Lady wants to be a Rap Singer, Chain Blinger.

7 comments:

Tova Darling said...

I do fake television interviews and reality show monologues while I'm driving alone in my car. You know, it's important for me to practice in case I ever become famous. I gave the BEST interview this morning. I wish you could've heard it.

April said...

Oh girl - you and I would have so much fun on a road trip! When my hubby first met me, he was shocked that I loved rap. LOL!
If Kanye or T.I. ever have auditions for back-up dancers, let me know! We'll show 'em what we got - fo' sho!! :o)

Coco said...

That is awesome. I too think I am black and in videos when left alone in a car with my rap music.
And I am always the prettiest one in the hot tub!!!

Same when I am running, keeps me going. Being one of Beyonces back up dancers really keeps you motivated!!

Katy said...

I love talking in my head, I always play out scenarios in my head. Sometimes they are scarey and I almost cry. Seriously.
I like the more positive, extravagant scenarios.
Your new assistant should hook you up and stick you in a video.

anniebanannie said...

I have talks with me all of the time, like right now about what I'm going to write, or about today when I go to Feast at the pre-k classroom about what I'm going to say to other moms, or about how I'm going to confront my neighbor for allowing their dog to poop in our front yard...you're not the only one. Am I going mental?

Michelle said...

This reminds me of our trip to the lake one weekend in college and we danced on top of furniture waving our hands in da air. Good times!
Have you seen the you tube video with the dude imitating Beyonce's new video? It is awesome!

morewineplease said...

Nothing boring about this post.. you had me Lol'ing right off my bar stool. ANd I want front row to whatever stage you are on!