So, update on Penelope. The bitch has changed her name.
Her name is Cynthia the Cyst. It's not a mere pimple. It is a cyst under my skin and let's not talk about it any more. I tanned again. I'm going to go cleanse my face (should I remind you that I wash with Coast and a very thin wash cloth??). I might take an exacto knife to Cynthia and cut her right out of my life. I am thankful that I wear glasses so that she is not to be seen.
I've decided that she came about due to some werk stresses. If I am not careful with my fragile mental state, Cynthia will morph into Helen. Trust me, we do not need another Helen in my life.
The Lil's are with Grammy and Grandpa bossing them up one side and down the other. My ma'in and I had a date and we are now sitting in the same living space- he: watching basket ball me: doing this. It's quite nice and I don't mind it at all.
Enjoy the new blogdo (or is it a blog don't?).
Please be looking forward to a blog about Koozies along with a neat give-away feature. I know you are excited to drink your holiday beverlies out of a koozie from the Licious house. No- it isn't new, it's used but that's the beaut of it. Just imagine yourself drinking your beverly out of a koozie that has been all over Lake Texoma and the Caribbean!
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6 comments:
Cynthia's suck and I hope she moves out of your life soon. Have you tried to steam her, as in putting super hot water onto your thin washcloth and applying it directly to her? This comes from Momma Mary's bag of trickery from back in da day. Once applied to Cynthia, hold it on until the hotness is gone.
What a nice, quiet night you will have. Rumor has it, thy boys may be staying with thy inlaws on T-giving night. I always look forward to it, then end up missing them badly. What's wrong with me?!!!
she is just being hateful. I pray she leaves you soon.
sounds like my kinda giveaway!!!!!!
lol i love your blog!!!! just stumbled across it and it is great!! hope cynthia has moved on ;)
I hate Cynthias! They take forever to heal and they hurt! I hope it goes away soon!
Also, I love that you name various skin conditions you get.
I have a major hate-on for Cynthias. They're ruining lives all over the world. I second the exacto knife situation, it may just be for the best. Definitely simmer that Cynthia down, no one needs a Helen. I think I hate Helens more than Cynthias, although I think my all-time hate is for Crystal the Canker. Hate. Her.
I'm loving the traveling Koozie situations too!
Holly you must go to the dermatologist and get youself and Cynthia a cortisone shot! It's magical and will reduce her to nothing in a matter of minutes.
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