Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Maxi Tasking

Mother of Pearl, I've been busy. I won't bore you with the details, but I created a training video at work. Unfortunatley, it isn't a training video of me. But, my voice is used in this masterful creation. I'd share it with you, but it is proprietary information and you can't view it unless you werk at my werk. Sorry to tease, but that's how it is when you werk in the fast-paced training department of world class gaming operation.

The girls have been rockin' some wild hair. I've been working 10 hour shifts (we will talk about that in a minute), so Daddylicious gets them dressed and ready for school. The BLM has easy-to-fix hair. The LLM requires major fixing and lots of product. She has been looking like an orphan. Poor fingy.

I am going to Austin on Friday to visit my college bestie. We talked today. She has planned some fun things for us to do. She says we MUST visit a gay country bar. I love to go to gay bars. I love gay people, and many people I love are gay. However, I CANNOT EMBRACE or CONDONE COUNTRY MUSIC. I hope no one finds this offensive. There are people that I know and love that listen to country music. They probably download it. They might even go to a concert. Country music is not the lifestyle for me. (I still love my friends that listen to country. I don't think bad of anyone for their taste in music, but please know that we just can't listen to country music together.)

But- I promised her that I would go if there would be people to laugh at. Laughing about people is a hobby of mine. I laugh about myself, too, so I don't want anyone to think that I think that I'm a superior person.

I'm pretty much a bad choice and a mistake waiting to happen, but I take pride in the fact that I turn it into something funny.

16 comments:

Mrs. Greer said...

You'll be so close to me! Have fun down here in Texasss! It's nice weather!

Migraine Mom said...

Oh I am right there with you...me and country music just don't get along!

morewineplease said...

OH I am sooo jealous! Give my Mar a big hug and kiss for me!!! I expect detailed stories and pictures!! Esp at that bar!!

Piece o' Coconut Cake said...

I would have to pass on the country music thing, too BUT a GAY one would do it for me! Now, that's going to be an interesting night...can't wait to hear all about it.

Lipstick said...

I think that is really funny about the country music! You are going to have to get all Kathy Griffin on us and tell us about partying with the gays.

BTW...do you know where Kimmy is? Her blog is just gone.

Shanna said...

I can not wait for the stories from that one! Have a fun weekend.

clemsongirlandthecoach said...

If you listened to it with me...you might love it...

:) Have a great day, keep on keeping on!

because I said so said...

I'm with you on the country music...but I love a good gay bar

Amanda said...

I have a gay friend who calls straight people who have gay friends "fruit flies." LOL. LOVE it!! Have fun in Austin!

Oh, and I love country music...

Rebecca said...

LMAO.....you can go to a gay bar, but not a country bar! You are my kind of girl!

~*Jenn*~ said...

Gay bar? Clearly that's a genius idea! Country gay bar... I dunno... although gay cow boys could be prove to be a fun time, no? Get back to us on that, with pictures!

Thykidzmom said...

Be sure to stop by 6th Street and eat some good 'ol TexMex while you're there. And those gay cowboys are HAWT! Dang, I miss home!

Lacy Rose said...

Haullee... Will you be drankin' patron? or is it patrone? Whatev.

Will you be gettin drunk and acting like you smoke? Can you puleeeease take some funny drunken pics and think of your homeslice in VA?

Please and thank ya.

I will be laying in bed with the cramps in a vallium and darvocet induced coma.

Jenny said...

You'll be close by me too! You have to have some tex-mex...have lots of fun!

Caren said...

Oh Yeah! I love the gays too, men or women, but the country music. Hell NO! That shit should be illegal. I'm a Yankee girl though so what can you expect?

Have fun!

doodlebelle said...

OMG! I love a good gay bar, and I love a good country bar. A gay country bar? I seriously didn't think that thing exists! Thanks a lot. Now my life will not be complete until I find and go to a Gay Country Bar.