Make them nice this evening. Please. I need them to mind and to not ask me one thousand questions. I need them to not crawl all over me while Daria is being excused. I do not need BLM to tell me that it is stinky, then ask me a thousand questions about Daria. I just don't.
I also have Helen, the Herpes. She's such a fucking bitch. She is living inside of my mouth. I can't think about anything but how bad a fever blister hurts when I have a fever blister. More Valtrex for me! Wheeeeee, how I love taking 2 pills 5 times a day. I'd like it alot better if the Valtrex gave me a buzz or some other enjoyable side effect, but it doesn't.
Oh geeze. They are calling me. Can't it be bedime yet?
I decided to get them going on their art project for their playroom this evening. We got out in the garage (full of fucking ants). I had painted 3 canvases an off white color and bought pink, green, yellow, and blue paint. They went to town. It's a hot mess, but it is going to look very artsy in their playroom.
Now we are having some fits over cheese puffs and gum. It is quite close to 8pm. I think to save my sanity that I need to enforce an 8pm bedtime. School is starting soon, after all. We have to transition, right? Tell me it's OK to put them right in their bed.
I can't stand Darren working at night. I need his moral support. These two are too much. I am not able to do man-on-man defense with them. It's more like zone defence and it isn't working out. Of course, being on the computer doesn't help but I HAVE DARIA. What part of DARIA do these kids not understand?
As a side note, it was 77 here today in Aduh, Oklahoma. Where was this weather when I was 17 months pregnant with the BLM in August? Sheesh.
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I am sooo effing frustrated with my girls tonight, I am about ready to run away... I shit you not... why do they do these things to their sweet mamas.
Bedtime is 8:30, and tonight I wanted it at 7!
sorry for the vent.. I think you need another day home alone to recoop~
What is a "daria". Are you letting your babies watch the old mtv grunge girl? ;o)
Daria is my code word for "loose bowel movement". I don't like that D word and I wont type it.
Shannon- Chandler slow played me and bawled around until 9pm. I was about to loooooze it.
I though Daria was mtv related as well. ROFL
I think it' evil girl spawn night. My two were something else.
I love your blog; it's freakin' hilarious! BTW: I also get riddled with visits from Helen, the Herpes bitch on my mouth area. Try using pure tea tree oil (it's cheap found in most drugstores & it's natural too) and dab it on all day. It's potent stuff and if you dab it as soon as it starts (you know the tingly feeling before it balloons out grossly), then it will kill that bitch and quick! Works good on zits too. Give it a try anyhow. Good luck with that and your Daria friend too :0)
I have a Helen too. Yuck, since I was a wee girl I have been tortured. Horrendous Helen is only held at bay when I am preggers. LOL, and since I have vowed to be done with that I am doomed to have a Helen right bout each and every month. (yes indeed, that time...)
I was checking out your blog couldn't resist clicking on Helen the Herpes.
Funny!!!
My name is Laura Clos and i would like to show you my personal experience with Valtrex.
I am 29 years old. Have been on Valtrex for 12 months now. Just wanted to get the word out there that there are some kind of weird and scary side effects that might make it not worth taking the drug.
I have experienced some of these side effects -
I have had a few really vivid nightmares once in a while since I started taking this medication. The reason I'm posting this is that I had one last night & I can't even explain how real it felt. I forced myself with all of my strength to wake up & once I did I felt completely disoriented, lightheaded, and confused. I was terrified to go back to sleep. Some hair loss as well. Some depression and mental fogginess. And some increase in IBS symptoms. Really though the occasional extremely intense nightmare is the worst side effect.
I hope this information will be useful to others,
Laura Clos
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