Day 4 of Lonesome, Empty, Quiet House. Osama Bin Oliver sure is making a play for the most annoying creature, ever, but I just keep swatting him away from me. He is such a terrorist cat.
I found something really creepy at my back door today after work. It looks like part of an animal paw. It may be a raccoon paw. Why on earth did a raccoon leave part of its paw on my back door??? It isn't bloody, it's just a claw and a paw pad. I could wrap it up in tissue paper and hang it from the playhouse before DL gets home. He will totally think the Blair Witch Project is happening in his back yard.
Other unrelated news: There is to be a new Olympic Event added this year. Olympic Napping. Prelims will be held this Saturday. There will be:
1) Power Napping
2) Angry Napping
3) Marathon Napping
People have asked- will drugs be allowed in the competition?
My answer- of course. That is a stupid question to ask me. I personally like a Benadryl for my own nap purposes.
If you would like to submit an application to be a part of the Contest, post your comment here and let me know which category you will be trying out for. Notice that Booze Napping is not listed. That is on purpose. If DL hears that Booze Napping tryouts are being held, he would try to out-nap me. There is no out tanning, out dressing, or out booze-napping me.
FYI- I Phucking Hate the Olympics. I'm sorry if that offends some of you. Do not take it personally because I know that neither of us invented the Olympics. It is just a TV nightmare.
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I'm a huge fan of any type of napping...I consider sleeping to be one of my hobbies!
I am with you on the boring drone on of the Olympics. So effing boring.
I love to nap however.
Are we related?
Napping is God's gift to mommies. I LOVE naps. The very last day I had all to myself (was pregnant with #2, child #1 was gone for the day as was the hubby) I laid on my oh-so-comfy couch, watching bad movies on Lifetime and napping all throughout the day. it was bliss...brings a tear to my eye just thinking of it.
The Olympics suck. But at least it's not Winter, or we'd have to hear about Curling.
I can't stand the Olympics either. I wish they had their own station for it so it doesn't mess with my programs!!!!
Put me in the Angry Napping catagory!! Totally going to go for the gold baby!!
Signed
The Angry LR who needs the Phucking Money Tree like now.
It is hard to pick a category...I rock at napping. Maybe I should pick angry napping, because I will be angry napping thru the phucking Olympics. (hate, hate, hate them).
put me in the cat napping category because I like to catch a nap anytime I can!!!!
ok, bring on the tylenol PM and my IPOD and I am down for power napping.. you can find me under my desk!
WooHoo!
I have always loved your posts on the BHB, but never noticed you had a blog! Just wanted to say I am glad to have found it!!
DiannM.
Have to commiserate on the wild presents left by mysterious creatures. I found a 1/2 of a rodent on my front walkway just after reading about the raccoon foot. Yuck-o-gross.
Hallei-I loved to compete, but I did not see an event for: napping while allowing the one year old to cry it out!
Amber
Message from the 405:
The only kind of napping I can do is Booze Napping. And that's always on accident because I misjudge and overserve myself.
WHEN ARE WE GETTING TOGETHER TO CELEBRATE YOUR 3-4? I could come down and stay with Momma and Daddy and we could go to La Village. (They live really close so maybe I could walk home.)
Orrrr...... can you hang out for a while after Slim's shower on the 2nd?
Regretfully, I am unable to compete in the napping prelims. I SUCK at napping. I just lay there, and lay there and never go to sleep. Then I'm all pissed because I wasted the afternoon and I'm still phucking exhausted! It must be dark outside for me to achieve sleep.
I love bird's suggestion #2 cus it could include me. And I'm selfish like that!
I'm really pretty bummed that booze napping was excluded. Can I submit a formal complaint to someone??
I don't nap much, like maybe twice a year (phucking kids, tell me again why I had 4?) but when I do, it's definitely a power nap.
Monday when I was coming down from our tragedy, I napped for a solid four hours.
Did I overlook it? Where is the Vicodin / Xanax napping category?
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