Cannot Be Unseen.
OH SHIT. I have phucking fleas! I found the bastard jumping around in my bathroom. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK. That's me. Freaking the FUCK OUT.
I don't handle these random daily-hassles very well, do I? I freak out. Now I'm convinced that they are crawling on me. My skin is itching. I have a memory of being a kid and having to crawl in a window of a rent house that my parents owned because we didn't have the key. When I got inside, my socks turned black from all of the fleas.
Uh Mah Gah! That's my house! I live in the flea bag house. SHIT.
I have the chemical treatment to put on the back yard, and I was supposed to do it last week. My lazy ass thought about it, but my lazy ass was too lazy to do anything but stare at the computer and the TV. See what I get when I *DON'T LISTEN TO MY PARENTS*?????? They told me last week to get this done. Did I listen? No. I was a shit headed little brat and I was lazy.
Greaaat. Now I have a flea on my foot. No, wait. I don't. It was just a phantom flea. Now I'm going to have to explain to my parents how I'm a lazy turd and didn't treat the yard last week. No excuses.
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That's how I feel when I find out a little kiddo in my classroom at school has...LICE!!!!!!!!! Ehwwwww. Makes me itch all damn day! Pray your little ones never get that!
Holly... seriously why must our parents ALWAYS be right?!
I should have learned this by now too...grr!
asshats we are.
Fleas are bad. Admitting you're lazy is harder LoL Just thought I'd let you know that I'm having a hair clip giveaway on my blog, and since you've got some adorable LM's you might want to enter!!
This gives me the heebie jeebies just reading it.
Now I'm itching. Thanks.
I just love that you called yourself a shit headed little brat! That is too funny. I can assure you that I am a shit headed little brat at least once a day about something.
Screw it. Call the bug guys. It should be about $85 to spray your house and your entire yard for fleas.
Oh girl don't be so hard on yourself--I would have done the same thing!
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