I am pretty sure that Andre 3000 (Outkast) is singing this song to me. The first part of it says,
Behold, a Lady
I see you standing on the wall
Clap Clap
You deserve it all!
Yes. Yes I shore do and I'm going to get it, too.
I have had some sads during the past few weeks. I miss my DL when he works so much. That gives me an awful sense of incomplete.
My LM's are at the lake for the week. It sounded like a great idea at the time, but the empty of the house is more than I can take! I know, right? I'm always saying how they talk too much and they are all of the time demanding my catering services. Well, shit! It's because they learned that from their Mamalicious. Some man is going to have a mighty hard time keeping up with them. I miss the stuffin out of those pretty babies!
DL treated me to a full set of nails and a pedicure this evening. He doesn't know it yet, but he did. It is the least he can do for the phine ass 34 year old woman that is his MML, don't you think? It's a small price to pay, really, because what I wanted to do was buy something BIG like that new H3. Is that symptomatic of something? What does that say about me? Depression = Big Ticket Item?
There are a few words that I would like to hear on a daily basis in order to make me feel good. I really like the way I feel when I'm helping people. I like to feel like something I do or say makes a difference. My job isn't doing it for me (it usually does, but I've been feeling off for the past 2 weeks). My girls for sure don't tell me Thank You at this juncture. Me and DL have such phucked up schedules, so he hardly gets the chance to tell me these things- and please read again at the top of this blog where I said I miss him because of his phucky hours. We need time in common. I know he's telling me these things inside of his mind.
I'm going to make something fancy to hang on the wall in our house. It is going to list the 5 things that I need to be acknowledged in some way, shape, or form on the daily.
1) I am smart.
2) I am cute.
3) I am tan.
4) I am an amazing mother.
5) I have hardcore talent when it comes to managing a career and a house.
Those might not be in order. Number 4 may need to be moved to #1 and #5 may need to go to #2. I'll keep working on it.
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9 comments:
Way to go Mamalish! You are all five things. No doubt. I am all for the plaque-you could even have one for every room...like "say thank you for the clean sheets" in the bedroom and "out of order" for the kitchen.
I love your blog! Makes me laugh...When I grow up, I wanna blog like Mamalicious!
Check out my silly attempt!
http://mymommysateacher.blogspot.com/
ok, I am UPSing the Diva as we speak, send her back (if you want) with the LM's are home. You need white cheese, and Little Einsteins, and Yo Gabba Gabba.
Sorry for the sads... we need to get together soon and vent and drink, and drink.
love you!
Yes, you are most definitely all 5! I hope the sads go away soon. Beer and/or margaritas help immensely.
You, dear friend, are a natural blogger. I really, really enjoy your wittiness. Your blog is among the first things I do every day. I love it. Someone, but not me, should pay you to do this!
And you really are very tan.
mar
I agree with you..I think I need a sign too...you definitely are all of those things! :)
I think you are all 5 of those and so much more! I think you are the next blogger superstar! Move over Dooce....meet Mamaliciolus!
<3 <3 <3
If I have the sads, a cupcake or margarita helps. Perhaps that's why I'm a little fluffy ;)
Oh MamaL you make me laugh! You are all those things and much more!
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