Ouch.
Many falls and bruises were sustained to my body over the weekend. I regret to tell my readers that I do not have photo evidence of the falls that caused the bruises, but I can tell you about them.
1) Jumped out of boat (that was up on the lift) and onto the dock. Fell on one knee. Very large bruise on one knee. Too painful to kneel.
2) Jumped out of the boat (up on the lift) a second time. Five beers had been consumed by this point. I fell backwards when I landed. The only thing that kept me from falling into the boat slip was the railing on the side of the lift. My ass landed on the railing. A very large bruise was sustained on my lower left buttock. I can only sit on my right cheek.
3) Many other random bruises on my legs took place for some unknown reason.
Have you ever seen Dazed and Confused? I was like those girls at the Party at the Moon Tower that fell down drunk and couldn't get up because they were laughing their asses off. Except, I didn't fall down with any friends and I didn't laugh my ass off. I didn't cry, so at least I had that going for me.
BLM tubed for HOURS today. Hours, I'm telling you. She did not want to quit. I will have many photos of our lake weekend to post soon. It was a good weather weekend with no wind and great company. I can't wait to do it again next weekend.
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6 comments:
Ohhh, Dazed and Confused is my favorite movie EVER! I am the least coordinated drunk in the world, I always wake up the next day covered in random bruises. About a month ago I thought I had broken my butt bone falling on my friends boat. I fell for ya girl!
- Zoe, aka Txnurse999
you poor thing!!! sounds like you might need lots of ibuprofen! Can't wait to see lake pictures!
Oi, I read about your hazardous attempts to upgrade. YIKES! Hope you feel better soon.
Oh my! I'm sorry I had to laugh:) People falling is effing hilarious AND Dazed and Confused is one of my all time favorites!! Hope you recover quickly and happy anniversary:)
Laugh away, friends. My pain is your gain :o)
Party at the Moon Tower!
That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.
It'd be a lot better if you did.
Fixin' to be a lot better, man.
What are you looking at? Wipe that face off your head, bitch.
OK, carry on now.
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