Friday, June 27, 2008

It's All About Me

Guess what I did this morning? (I've been doing it every morning, but this morning I added a new component).

I got up early, went into my back yard (which isn't that serene with all of the kid shit laying around and the veg garden full of weeds where I meant to plant strawberries and tomato plants). I did some stretching and Mamalicious Chi. Kinda like Tai Chi, but different because I don't know what Tai Chi is. Basically Momma did her stretching outside. It was nice, even though there were some wayward My Little Ponies strewn about.

On my walk, I took several chances to run. I know I look like an asswad when I run, so I made sure that no one was looking at me.

Then I did some sit ups, squats, push ups, and my favorite of all exercises: laundry.

Now I must go make myself very cute for the day. It is Friday. I am hosting a conference call. I must look pretty and glossy so that the participants of the call can hear that in my voice.

I'm boring. I really will work hard over the weekend (while I drink beer) to think of some more intertaining thoughts for my blogs. Thank you for putting up with my bullsnap this week. I am full of it.

14 comments:

Rae said...

cute for your conference call, I love it.

M Yeager said...

you are goofy! this is why I love reading your blog!!

Anonymous said...

i thought i rounded up all of those ponies last night. yes,i talked to you on the phone earlier and you sounded sooo cute.
mimi

morewineplease said...

I totally do the same thing on conference calls!

M said...

Sounds like you were uber productive this morning. I bet you looked fantastic for the conference call.

Traci Anne said...

I'm impressed that you worked out! I do that and I'm all, well, I'm good for the next three weeks! (My body doesn't agree.)

manda said...

Running like an ass-wad eh..I just picture Phoebe from Friends in the episode where her and Rachel are bonding as roommates...don't know if you watch but its hilarious.

Melissa said...

Asswad is a great word.

jennyandcompany said...

you should start keeping enough stuff at the lake house so that you don't have to pack anything! make life easy on yourself :)

Sasha said...

Yes, of course I ate the gummy coke bottle. It rocked! It was about 10 bites...

And yes, I do 'member about the rings- isn't it funny how only yours look right on your hand?

Smooches to you- have fun at the lake! Tell everyone at the detective agency hello for me!

Off to drink a beer....

Lipstick said...

I am SO impressed you did all that before 7 am...and then went to make yourself all glossy (for a conference call *giggle*).

Have fun at the lake!

BTW, so happy to see you visited my blog!

thepreppyprincess said...

Well, ain't you somethin'! The Princess couldn't chi her way out of Needless Markup, we don't think. Actually, don't tell anyone, but earlier tonight we went to nikeplus.nike.com/nikeplus/humanrace/index.jsp
and signed up for the online training part of this whole thing. Not that we are entirely clear on what the whole thing is... However it does offer an opportunity to contribute to the economy as we donated all of our running shoes to the League Shop and Goodwill. A long time ago. (Heh-heh-heh.)
Glad you are doing better. Unless you are faking it.
TP

Tiffany said...

Wow you got an aweful lot done before you started your day. I only drag myself out of bed because my little ManZilla screams his head off if I don't! Hope your weekend was awesome!

Ashley said...

I urgently need to know how you feel about the movie Dirty Dancing. Our relationship depends on it. Please get back to me ASAP. k?thxbai