I was doing my usual multi-slacking routine today at work, part of which includes reading/posting on a message board. It's seriously my favorite thing to do. On this message board was a thread in which people were discussing names with creative spellings.
I have 2 girls that have "creative" names. I consider myself to be quite a top-notch authority on the matter.
After my lunch, I got this message on that thread:
From Angry Mother:
I really find this thread RACIEST and IGNORANT! First of all, I really never post anything here, but to make fun of names and then put labels on them are just "Straight up disrespectful!" Not only are you making fun of names that are "stereotypically black", but then you talk about "Mexicans" like they are "aliens" or something. Weither they are Legal or not, they are humans. I find it funny the "Holly" would make fun of names when her child is named "KENNDI" isn't it suppose to be spelled "Kennedy?"
Then top put the icing on the cake, you talk about "Not so good neighborhoods" or "URBAN!" So it makes Mary, Holly, Beth, Amy "typical" names? Like these are unique names that no one should make fun of. Most Holly's I know are wh*&es!
Say what you want, but this is a thread for "ANYONE" to get pissed at. Yeah, I didn't have to look at this thread, but I did and I felt like I needed to say something just as you have the right. But when everything is said and done, IT'S DISRESPECTFUL!
from me:
"KENNDI" is not the way we spell her name. It looks like this: Kennedi
And it is a Wal Martz name because I spelled it Kre8tivley. If you would read the mutha truckin' thread before you mutha truckin' post, you MIGHT know that I'm making fun of myself.
And, yes, I am a wh0re. My mother was a prostitute, so she gave me that name so that I could carry on the family tradition.
What other concerns do you have, please? I'm also on drugs... would you care to hash that out?
from Angry Mother:
Well, it musta hit a nerve, bc "DID I CALL U A WH*&E?" I said "MOST" Holli's I know are, and as far as you being pissed, "WHO CARES?" I am too! I have never read a thread on this board that has made me this angry. AND I DID read the Mutha Truckin WHOLE thread! So say what you want, this is how I feel and both of us will have to deal with it.
I have a hater! It was the best! I seriously don't know how I got called out because all I did was make up silly spellings for names. I never said anything about an urban neighborhood! Nor did I say anything about Mexicans or make fun of anyones name unless they ASKED me to give them a kre8tive (Wal Martz) name.
Just write this date down, June 17th as the day that I officially angered someone via the interwebz for no reason whatsoever!
22 comments:
OMG, you so rock. I swear if I were lezbo I would so be in love with you!! But since I'm not I want to be just like you when I grow up....no matter that I'm actually older than you. Just wanted to add that I finally finished going through your whole list of blogs and not even one rates anywhere near as high as yours...good job.
you have arrived!!
man I wish I could have read that whole thread!! Haulie I lurve you!!
I need a walmartzed name so I can start posting and not lurking :)
Becca :)
Random haters on the internet crack me up - apparently some people have nothing better to do than that! Love. It.
Mamalicious-you are way cool.
What I love...
that you chose walmartz namez
that you love said walmartz namez
that you typed out a fabulous rebuttal to the angry mom (bitch)
I gotta tell ya Mama-your blog is my absolute favorite daily read. No wonder you are Ashley's sister wife.
Is it a fulz moonz? I hate me a mean little commenter yesterday that said WC is spoiled, or some such silliness. Then she sort of apologized, but not really. She just apologized for making me upset- not for what she said.
Damn that was long.
Hey, when are we going to do that bday celebratin?
Holy cow! this is mutha truck'n hillarious!! what is all this message board talk.. please share...where do you go?
WTF? Did tha mutha truckin thread get deleted???? I go see Kung Fu Panda and when I get back, poof, it's gone!
Some people are just so pretentious!
Ginnifer
I love my walmartz name by the way.
I am so happy for you!!! Next it'll be troll that is stalking you even IRL. Ugh!
Congratulations!!!
June 17 - Haulie hath arrived
I lurk on the OBBC, BHB. Can't post though cause it's locked at work.
How funny! Someone was NOT having a good hair day, no? I hope she feels better after her rant. I absolutely enjoyed the poke at yourself, as it was meant to be, that turned into some great intertaynmintz ;)
Suh-weet.
Wow, who shitz in her cheerio's?
Rock on Sista!
I agree..tell us what thread this is from! We can back you up..it can be a whole gang g-love. Hook a sistaz up...
I heart that I have an enterwebz posse :o) But, I'd never axe any of you to post a rebuttle on my behalf. I got a SERIOUS kick out of it.
The Mutha Truckin' thread got deleted!
Sasha- give me a break with WC being spoiled and the beIitch who didn't really apologize. I will check that out on your bla bla blog.
Becca- Wal Martz name: Behkuh
Lurve all of you!
I can not believe that thread got deleted. Just as it was gettign so good. Why did La (?) have to be such a hater???
First of all I am mamalicious's husband! Obviously this woman doesn't know who she is talking to. My best friends from Kindergarden til now are black! Yes I said black (African American If that is politicaly correct) but I've earned the right to call them black, or many other things that are between them and I! I wish I could talk to this hater because Holly and I have nothing but LOVE for all races! She needs to look at herself in the mirror, cause she don't know us or the life we live. Everyone that knows who we are know we see people for who they are and not the color of their skin. So if hater happens to find her way over here HOLLA at me and leave my wife alone! I'VE BEEN THERE DONE THAT! DARREN
At least you didn't name your dd's after a salad dressing. That was the be-all end-all walmartz name for me. I can just picture her, wandering big blue's aisles late at night, waiting to go into labour, mentally cataloging product names instead of just reading a damn baby name book... Let's just be glad she didn't name her baby Shop Vac. Maybe if it'd been a boy...
Perhaps she forgot to take her Midol. Biotch!
Ooh, I want a Walmart name...except...my name is Jessica. Is that pre-Walmartized? D:
I totally read that thread the other day!!! That's too frickin' funny that she got so pissed at you! And I thought it was really sweet of you to stop calling them WT names and instead went with trashy or Walmartzed. Some people have NO sense of humor!!!!
By the way, this is Martin's (from work)wife--did he tell you that your blog kept me totally entertained throughout my bed rest phase for the last week and a half?
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