I have a lot more than I need house-wise. I've been thinking, and all we need is a 2 bedroom house, 2 bathrooms, no kitchen. I do not need a formal dining room, a play room, and an extra room for 1 girl.
The girls have been sharing a room (for 2 nights). We don't dine, so there is no need for a formal or informal dining room. We don't cook (maybe that's why we don't dine). I don't need an oven or a dishwasher. I just need a fridge and a microwave and toaster.
I do need plenty of closet space and some more drawers for t-shirts. I might be able to use the space I have if I would clean out the bottom layer of crumpled up t-shirts and shorts that I no longer wear. There seems to be a top layer or upper crust of clothing in the drawers.
I have too many Socks Without Partners. I don't even wear a bra other than a sports bra, but there is Wh0re Panty/Bitch Panty deal. Now- Bitch Panties do not mean I am on my period. I am not ever on my period. I do not get one of those, so Bitch Panties are simply Granny Panties with the Bitch factor thrown in.
One day soon, I'm going to lose it. I'm going to get big black trash bags and dump all of the contents from my dresser into them. I'm only keeping 5 t-shirts, 4 shorts, 3 PJ's. Plus the under ware wardrobe. Just thinking about it gets me a little agitated and wanting to commence with the dumping. I am going to purge my closet. I'm going to get rid of all of the shoes that litter the bottom of my closet. DL is going to wonder where his shit went, but he does the same upper-crusting that I do.
Don't come over here and ask to see in my closets or my dressers or my kitchen drawers or cabinets. You will be asked to leave. Do not even think about looking under my bed. My house is clean and dusted, the floors are clean. So are the counter tops and the toilets.
I'm just saying it to myself.
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I am so jealous that you don't get a period...
2 things
1. why don't you get a period?
2. what is your shoe size? LOL
Jen
I've decided I need to rethink this whole thing.
I need to think of the whole house as a closet, right?
Melissa & Jennifer: The BCP I am on gives me no period. The name of it escapes me right now for some reason, but thank God I do remember to take it every day.
Jennifer: Size 7. Are you needing some Doc Martin sandals? I have some from way back in the daze.
Love your blog... been a lurker for sometime now & feeling really guilty about missing your FABULOUS birthday! I have 2 boys, & if God had of given me girls I would definitely need 4 jobs, tons of bows & I would never make it anywhere on time.... who am I kidding, I barely do now! :o)
OK.... I can so Identify with you on this post... I LOST it on Monday & threw it all away.... Yes, from my closet alone... three 55 gallon black trash bags & 2 bags of just plain ole trash... That was just from my side of the closet & dresser. And Just in case you are wondering, my closet is Not.That.Big. The husband & kids had their warning, I will be visiting their stuff soon. I promise if I could just get $1.00 for each item that needs to go, I would be RICH! Millionairish maybe??
Just so you know, getting rid of it all, felt FABULOUS! I even felt a little skinnier & like I could breathe... My husband stated, I must be hormonal... he would probably really appreciate it if I had the name of that pill! :o)
Thanks, love your blog & look forward to checking it everyday! I'll try not to be such a lurker & shower you with tons of comments!....
You don't get a period ever, or is it one of those that give you one like 3 times a year? Either way, sounds great!
I always wanted to ask someone, if you don't have a period because of the BCP thing, do you still get PMS-y at certain times?
Also, I SO know what you mean. My house looks clean on the surface, but I know what lies beneath and it can keep me up at night.
do you guys eat out everynight? Or do you make easy things for dinner? I am jealous to know how you would live without the dishwasher, oven, and micro!
My BCP is Junel (generic for loestrin). I have only had 1 pms-y type week (3 days) and that was this week. It was so mild, it could hardly be considered a period.
m-yeager- tonight we had frozen waffles, scrambled eggs, and ready to cook bacon. That is just about the most "cooking" I have done. That did require the stove for the eggs. We totally could have done without them.
I MUST talk to my gyno about getting on this miracle drug called Junel. I would love to say peace out to periods!
I want the miracle no period drug too!!!
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