I know I've posted before about blogging under the influence of Ambien. This is a fair warning, I just swallowed my Ambien and one Melatonin. Know this before/during/after reading anything blogged from here until tomorrow morning.
Tomorrow is Random Thoughts Day. If you are a BHB Mom, this is for you. Anything I respond to tomorrow will be signed off by a random thought. If you are not a BHB Mom- ignore this. Pretend you didn't read it.
For my birthday, I want comments. Don't worry about a gift. I don't even need a card. Leave me comments. For the record, my birthday is the entire month of May. Add in the first two days in June because I was stuck at a "strategic planning retreat" for two days last week. Those two days do not count as My Birthday. I will remind all of you again as the big day gets closer. It is May 29th for anyone who did not know. Again, gifts and cards are not necessary.
I don't want comments that say "Happy Birthday". I want to know specific things that you ADORE about me. You can tell me that you think I'm super cute or that I'm funny or that you think I'm cool or that you wish we could hang out IRL or that my girls look JUST like me and nothing like their Daddylicious. If you are my baby daddy, you can leave me a comment about any and all of the above PLUS some other things you love about me.
We'll talk about all of that again later. If you need ideas about what to say, just leave me a comment and tell me you can't think of anything and I'll think up something for you to tell me.
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15 comments:
Let me be the first to tell you just how fabulous you are...you are a wonderful mother, a beautiful woman, a feisty fashionista, and a terrific friend. What more could we ask of you than that? So, Happy Anniversary of the month you graced the Earth with your presence. Enjoy every second.
Kendall
(I can't remember my blogger password!)
Kendall, that was PERFECT! I couldn't have written it better if I wrote it myself and emailed it to you and asked you to post it :)
How are you? Is your house clean... are you sleeping? I love you!
Hi! I recently found your blog, so here's my comment. I mostly lurk on the BHB and love reading your posts. Your girls are cuties and I hope they wish you a happy birthday all month long :) Now that I've found your COOL blog, I'll probably be back! Have a funtablous month!
I'm loving that you believe in drugs and that just like me, you were stuck at a damn work retreat last week. I did it with no drugs, so I should SO get a raise.
Dearest of Internet friends
You make me laugh. You are honest when need be and always refer to my drinking 37 beers.
I heart you. I hope you have a fantastic birthday month+2days.
No really... In all seriousness I hope your birthday is the best of the best. Being a working Mom is hard with 1 baby and I couldnt imagine how you do it with two! Have a great Birthday MONTH. You deserve it!
Another BHB lurker here...
I love your boobs! hahahaha, can I have them??
Haulee, you are funny, awesome, hawt, a good mommy & you're kids look JUST like you and NOTHING like Daddylicious. Rock on.
My birthday was May 5th and like you I too celebrate the entire month of May. Rock on sister!
I haven't commented before so I thought today would be the perfect day. I do wish we could hang out together. We would get along great. I have two girls (3.5 and 14 months) that could hang out with your LMs. I really enjoy reading your blog everyday.
Melissa
You Rock! I found your blog through MDU- What a fresh breath of Okely-homa air!
I adore the following:
1. Your Wal Martness!
2. You drink and pee through your underwear and not only don't care but tell the world about it.
3. Sasha loves you and I love Sasha
4. Your gorgeous little girls
5. That if I ever managed to get to OK (I'm in NE) and meet you and Sasha, we'd probably be in jail (yes, I'm a bad influence)
Happy Birthday Month!
You are hilariously funny! I seriously crack up when I read your posts!
May 29th is obviously a day for fabulously intelligent, beautiful women to be born. You share a birthday with my amazing Big Girl, who's turning four!
I adore that you asked for comments for your birthday! I read you every single day-you are too much fun! I also love the Wal-Mart-ishness, the kre8ative spelling, frequent odes to pork rinds....so here's birthday wishes to Ashley's hawt sister wife!
Hawleigh~
I think you are marvaticulous. You have allowed me to make it through work lately. You ROCK!
~Kortknee (my walmarticized name)
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