I've had my mind on creating this blog all day, and now I cannot recall what it is.
I think I have short term memory loss accompanied by long term memory loss. I cannot remember shit. It is so bad that I have to write everything down. Is there a reason I can't remember anything? I don't smoke pot, so I know that's not it. I don't drink on a regular basis, so that can't be it.
Maybe it's the Ambien? I know that if I take Ambien and start blogging I won't remember writing it the next day. That little matter has been taken care of by not taking Ambien when I'm still in computer mode. And I'm not about to stop taking Ambien. Don't even think about suggesting that.
Maybe it's all of that internal chatter that goes on in my brain?
Maybe it's because I have a full time job and two demanding girls to take care of?
I'm totally not sure, but there has to be something wrong with me. Maybe I need a lobotomy. I think it might help. Can I take out the part of the brain that makes me worry? Can we replace that with some more memory storage?
I know that I meant to note an interaction between BLM and our neighbor friend. Neighbor friend is 5, and she comes over to play quite often. We love having her, she's a sweetie. Yesterday it was time to take neighbor friend home, BLM said, "Friend, I will walk you home. Friend said, "OK! And then once you walk me home, I will walk you home." After friend walked BLM home, she scampered on down to her house by herself. End of the story. It was a lot cuter when I said it inside my head.
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Maybe you have already had a lobotomy and you just can't remember it.......
Oh, maybe you are right!
We so couldn't be friends.... we'd both be so anxious about a "play date" and then totally forget about it.... although we both have little girls who would have fun together... but crazies for moms... no offense, I totally lurve you... in a totally platonic way...
Short term memory loss accompanied by long term memory loss...m-licious your way with words never ceases to make me laugh. I can't remember anything either-last night Hubby brought me the papers for my DMV renewal for my car (which I left in a pile of other papers). It's already two weeks late and I would have been no closer to remembering it a month from now.
When you figure out a cure, can you throw some my way? I would probably forget what it was for.
You need to go read this Wall Street Journal article about sleep aids. A woman painted her front door in her sleep after taking Ambien and some people have actually gotten in their cars and driven asleep!
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB121001247529168149.html
So WSJ says: Hide your car keys, and unplug the phone. In your case, you should also unplug the keyboard! :-)
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