So, I'm all stressed out and shit. I can't stop clenching my jaw and relax, it fucking hurts. I thought maybe a shot of Petrone would help. Plus I'm having a margarita. I'll have a side-car of Ambien in a little bit.
I called my dentist today to see if I can get a bite splint made. My moms had trouble with TMJ and had to have gum surgery. I don't want it to get to that. I'm also trying to find a psychiatrist in Norman, OK. I need one that is liberal with prescription meds. Don't make me go to Mexico to buy my Rx. Oh, wait. Maybe that isn't a bad idea. A little trip to the beach plus a trip to the Pharmacia? I could get into that.
The Big Lil Momma has a cute new phrase. It is supposed to be "Hallelujah" but it comes out "Haal-Ya-Lou-A" and it is the funniest damn thing I have ever heard. Next to Undersmile, of course.
My Moms went with me to an out of town meeting today. I had a meeting at one of our casino's, so she rode with and met my Auntie and they played a few slots while I conducted biznass. It was so good to have her company. I lurve her.
I think I'm going to have some ice cream (fat free) for dinner. I can't eat anything chewy or crunchy, it hurts my jaw too bad. Ice Cream and Margaritas! Do not underestimate the power of a nutritious meal!
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Sister.. you need a splint. Do you remember all the shit I went through with TMJ when we lived in 808? The Surgery was BS, my splint still saves me.
I finally got my blog going, thanks for the help.. check it!
Oh ya! Get to that dentist pronto!!!
Just wanted to introduce myself-I found your blog on bbc. You have the greatest way with words-such personality! Anyway, thanks for making me laugh...I will be joining you for that Friday nite 'rita. It's been a hell of a week! Good luck with that jaw. I fractured mine in high school. Painfull stuff! I remember my diet being one of soft foods-ice cream did top the list! Take care~
hi,
Just wanted to intro myself too. I found you from Ashley's closet. You are bery entertaining, i'll definately be back.
you're big time now - ashley is blogging about you :-P you've got mr ashley all stirred up with your hawtness.
oh, and your tracker thinks i'm in shreveport. it's about 2 hours off, but cool nonetheless.
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