Thursday, May 29, 2008

It's MY Birthday.

Oh, the irony of it. I am scheduled to be in a class all.day.long today. On my birthday. MY birthday. The irony part? I am a training person. I have worked as a corporate or technical trainer for the majority of my post-college career. I hate to be the one sitting in a class. I don't know if it is the attention wh0re in me, or if I have adult attention deficit disorder. Either way, I'm not looking forward to it.

I am looking forward to getting my nasty-ass hair did. My roots are about 2 inches grown out. Not really, but it feels that way.

Thank you, Sasha, for my birthday comment on your blog! I will have one this morning as a matter of facto.


Again, friends, all I want for my birthday is comments. You can tell me things like, "Gee- you don't look 34!" and "Wow- You look like you've lost weight!" or "Gosh- how on earth do you DO it all and look SO good doing it?" or "No- I don't like Xanex, please take my prescription."

Any of those things. All of those things. Make up your own things. Especially if your name is Daddylicious and you have never left a comment on your Baby Momma's Blog and you want her to know how you think she's smart, cute, tan, funny, etc. and oh-by-the-way I ordered a new couch for us and it will be here next week.

KTHXBAI.

25 comments:

mamabear020305 said...

Happy Birthday! I have been reading your blog for a while now and can I just say how much I LOVE it! (and you, of course) You are SO witty and hilarious and well, awesome! You look way younger than 34, very tan for as early in the summer as it is, and did I mention how skinny you looked at the lake? Seriously, though... you are very Mamalicious! Hope your training goes by quickly! I am a teacher and dread being the student a lot, too... we have an all day workshop scheduled for the day after school is out this year... so I'll be feeling your pain in a few more days! Happy Birthday!

Smoochiefrog said...

Happy Birthday!

I found you via both Ashley and Sasha. Any friend of theirs is a friend of mine!

Hope you have a great day!

Shannie said...

Happy birthday to you... Happy birthday to you... Happy birthday dear Haauuuulllleeeeee... Happy birthday to you!

I don't have any Xanax to share (damn it) but, I can leave you a comment saying that I think you are extra, super, ultra fab, funny, skinny and hot.

xoxo, birthday girl! Hope you have a rockin' day. Even in class...

M said...

If you've ever read my blog, you know I think you're hot/fab/tan/young/skinny. Just check out my link to you. I can only hope that I look as good as you at 34!!!

Have a great birthday!!!!!

Kristi said...

Totally didn't think you were 34....I was thinking along the lines of 26-28...Love your hair too! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
K

Cristina said...

Wow, you are 34? I would have never guessed. I have been reading your blog for about a month now and you are hillarious. Happy Birthday!

morewineplease said...

Happy Birtfday sister! I have a special post for you!

Kendall Johns said...

Mamalicious,
Happy Birthday sweet lady! You don't look a day over 21! Those baby girls could pass as your sisters. DL is so luck to have you and your hot body! I am sure he is leaving invisible comments because he doesn't want to share his comments with the internet. Have a fabulous day! I don't think the birthday celebration should end with the month of May, I think the birthday celebration could continue all summer, don't you agree? I know you do so party on all summer!
Birthday hugs!
Kendall

Sasha said...

I left you a present on my blog......

Smooches!

Slim said...

Happy Birthday Mamalicious! You don't look a day over 25 and I mean that with all sincerity. You have a beautiful bod and tan, but even more beautiful offspring. Those LLM's are lucky to have such a wonderful (HOT) loving Momma like you. I hope you're birthday is the shiznit! Love, Slim

Melissa said...

Happy Birthday!

I'm a teacher, so I despise being the one sitting in a chair and being taught now! I feel your pain!

Also, I truly do think you look younger than 34.

carla said...

Happy Anniversary of your 21st Birthday!! Hope you enjoy.

You are beautiful, tan, sexy, smart, charming and most of all, entertaining.
You and Sasha should definitely have been partaking of the Xanax in that pic on her blog. You looked way too unhappy. LOL

Have a Fun Day!!

Shannie said...

Yes, holy sweet jesus in heaven, that pic on Sasha's blog is too funny. I'm almost left speachless. Because I can't stop laughing.

xoxo

Tiffany said...

Happy Birthday Holly!!! I hope your day gets better as it goes on! I wouldn't have guessed you were 34 - i thought much younger!

Lacy Rose said...

Happy birthday Hollylicious!

carson&reese'smommy said...

I ran across your blog the other day when I happened to be having a very craptastic day and you turned my frown upside down miss thang....I hope you have the most amazing birthday and you don't look a day over 21 you gorgeous hot mama you....I will continue to frequent your very hilarious blog and I will share your witty banter with all my BFF's. By the way your LM's are A-DOR-A-BLE! I also have 2 LM's, one is 6 and one is 3 months.......rock on sister-girl and Happy B-Day......

Beth said...

Ah, as a fellow gal who demands her birthday celebrated all month long (mine's tomorrow, and I was in Florida on business for the first week, so I get a week of June, too), I wish you the happiest (and most indulgent) of birthdays. I'm mid 20s with no kids, but damn, if I can me half the mama you are in a couple of years, I'll be thrilled!

M Yeager said...

Happy Birthday! I would never have put you at 34!

so tired said...

Go Holly, it's your birthday! We goin'party like it's your birthday....


Not really of course, because you are in OK and I am in MO. But if I was in OK or you were in MO I would definitely drink a lot of beer with you and wet my pants too!

Hair Girl said...

Happy Birthday!

I hope you got your roots done, because there is nothing worse than being another year older and having roots.

DietCokeHead said...

Happy Birthday! You honestly don't look 34. You are pretty,tan, fit, witty, clever, smart and dang funny. Happy Birthday!

Lori Easley said...

Happy Birthday to my most bubbly, cute, tan, funny as hell friend in the whole wide world. Noone can shake their rump like you. Noone can blog like you. Noone has a cleaner toilet. I would eat off your toilet. You are a good mama and your girls are beautiful. I am proud of everything you have become. I appreciate so much everything we have been through together and think back fondly on the good times (and I mean GOOD) we have had that I was semi coherent enough to remember. P.S. You have good skills. Rap skills, bootie shakin skills, trainer skills, blogging skills, cleaning skills, you are extra tan and hot. I would totally do you if I was a boy. Happy Birthday...... Love you!

Lori

Migraine Mom said...

Happy Birthday to you...Happy Birthday to you...happy Birthday dear Haulie!! Happy Birthday to you....hope it was awesome! Jen

Anonymous said...

Happy Belated Birthday - Holly! I had no idea you were turning 34. You don't look it one bit! You are a lucious mamalicious! You need to rock that MILF shirt on our July girls trip in Dallas! You look great! Love the hair!
Love ya - sista!
Michelle M.

Ashley said...

Happy Belated birthday. Next year I'll catch it on time!!

(and goddamn you're skinny!! WTF is up with that?)