Thursday, May 22, 2008

Fo Yo Infomachun

I will be packing up the family truckster and heading south. I think this is what counts as my birthday WEEKEND, although the actual date of my birth is not until next Thursday.

DL is still sleeping peacefully, and I know he is dreaming about soaking up some sun and drinking cold nasties with his favorite baby momma. (I'm his only baby momma, but I thought it would be fun to say that. And it was.)

A few notes so that you will know a little more about my mom and dad. Mimilicious sells Real Estate. She's alot like Annette Bennings character on "American Beauty." Not really, actually really as far away from psycho bitch as you can get. She is my bestie. I talk to her every single day via email, phone, and actual face time. Big Lil Momma took this picture of us. I really think she is great at taking pictures!


Papalicious is also in Real Estate, but he appraises. He knows everything and he likes to repeat stories. We love the one about Gary England (pretty famous meteorologist in OK). He likes to drink beer- and he let me start sipping on his beer when I was a lil momma. He loves his dogs and his girls more than anything else. He gets picked on because he's the only guy. (DL is a guy, too, but DL works these long ass hours and does not get the chance to get picked on.)

I'm an only. I think we talked about that before, but it's very important for you to know just what kind of crazy you're dealing with when you're reading me. I've been told my whole life that I'm beautiful and smart, and there is no reason for that to stop now (Mimi, DL... hint).

I woke up with a sore throat, and I hate that. I will take some Benedryl and get on with it. Beer will make it feel better.

I will think about my Internet friends while I'm gone and I'll come back with stories of fun and cute pictures.

14 comments:

morewineplease said...

You are smart and beautiful! Have a fun weekend at the LG! I'll be thinking of you while I am doing yard work... :(

Shannie said...

She did do a great job on that pic! Sooo cute. I wish my mom wasn't crazy... Alcohol and benadryl are my favorite combo, too, when sick. They'll cure what ails ya... Have fun! Happy birthday weekend. Get it on, sista.

Mamalicious said...

What is the deal with the clouds? Did you not requisition the correct weather for me for my Memorial Day Weekend?

Try to enjoy the yard work, it can be fun if beer is added.

Love you,
Holly

Sasha said...

Hmmmm.... very jealous of your lake time. I'll be thinking of you while I am at a tball game on Saturday AM.

We need to get together soon- I haven't laid eyes on you in forever! (Well, it's just been a few weeks, but before that it was forever!)

Have fun this weekend!

Mamalicious said...

Sasha- I think that I should plan a b-day party for myself next Friday night and come to Norman. Would you be able to get away? Let's rent a Limo! (J/K about the limo, but not about coming to Norman).

Shannon- What about you? Could you attend a birthday celebration for me by me next Friday night?

I'm such a ho for planning my own party.

Slim said...

Oh dang. I would totally drive you around town, but I will be lakin' it for my own LM's bday!

morewineplease said...

NO!! I will be at a wedding on Friday night! What about anutha night?
I've been thinking about it... I think the Drama Queen is going to scrub baseboards this weekend :)

so tired said...

Yes.... beer and Benadryl... that sounds like a nice combo. Don't forget your Ambien chaser before bed.

We are not going to the lake this weekend. We actually try to avoid it on holiday weekends because it gets too crazy and crowded and becomes dangerous and annoying.

Have fun and be careful. Make sure those darling LMs keep their vests and sunscreen on!

Lacy Rose said...

Holly and Sasha-
Please come to Florida and we can celebrate Hollys bday.
--Lacy

Have fun on the lake. Since I tied one on lastweekend I will be staying home and being the great mother I am. Enjoy a cold nasty for me please? kthxbai.

Sasha said...

Hmmmm.... next Friday might just work for me! But if the other gals aren't around and you want to do it another weekend, that's cool too. Just as long as we get together!

YAY!!!!!

Lipstick said...

So fun hearing about Mimi and Papa. I am an only child too and much to my husband's chagrin, insist on celebrating my bday for an entire month. Hope you have a fun time!

Foster Mom to Many said...

I found your blog from Ashley's sister wife post. Ya'll are hilarious, I just read your whole blog and had to tell you how funny it is. Thanks for the laughs, I needed them this weekend- I'm out of Zoloft till Tuesday and my MIL is visiting.

Migraine Mom said...

I hope that you had a blast this weekend! We did margarita drinking at our friends tonight...such fun and such drunkness! I had a migraine on Friday so that sucked big time but now life is good and I am feelign no pain! Enjoy the lake...we will be boating and beaching it tomorrow in the Gulf of Mexico...if I have no hangover tomorrow I'll drink abeer for you! :)

the driftwood collector said...

Very cute picture! She did a great job. I am also an only - it's an excellent position with great benefits! ;) Hope the beer has done wonders for your sore throat - it's what I always try when I feel a cold coming on!