What are Whore Panties? They are not Granny Panties or Bitch Panties. I have both.
Bitch Panties are worn for sleeping purposes only. They will keep my man at a safe distance. My Bitch Panties used to be Granny Panties or Pregnant Panties. They are just old. In fact, I never thought to call them Bitch Panties until today when Kim commented that she had Bitch Panties. Then I thought, "wait a minute, SO DO I!"
A Whore Panty (for me) is a string thong. This is only worn at work. I do not want to have a panty line. The Whore Panty comes off as SOON as I come home from work. I have been known to wear Whore Panties at other times, but we don't have to get into all of that.
The LLM got into my (clean) undies today. She did this all on her own, which prompted me to blog this.
Here she is in our underwear. She first put on the Whore Panties, the the Bitch Panties, and on top of that layer is Daddy's Panties (isn't it fun to call men's underwear panties?):
Here she is wearing the Bitch Panties and the Whore Panties (by the way, how do you like that dirty shirt?):
Here she is with the Whore Panties. Again, these ARE CLEAN. She got into them because she was "helping" me with the laundry.
I hope this clears up any questions you have about Panties. Let me know if any further questions surface and I'll be glad to clear those up.
6 comments:
OH MY GOSH HOLLY! That is freaking hilarious.....I love your freaking blog lady. You seriously need to write a book or something. I so do the same thing, as soon as I get home from work the whore panties are OFF!
Meredith (CottonHeadedNinnyMuggin from BH)
I take my whore panties off as soon as I change out of my work clothes.
Since DF is up in IL I can prance around in my big booty ho granny panties and not scare the beejeezus out of anyone.
OK. So I just have panties--all the same kind b/c I don't have time to change 'em and shit. I stay home all day and run around after kids (like you being the coyote, bunny, etc). And yes, maybe I need to get me some of dem' whore panties so I can get out 'da house more often! And those pics are too much...so funny. And you are a hoot. And yes, I know what waller means...love that term!
LMFAO...
I think I burned my whore panties after little kid was born...don't want to risk that happening again.
So I was thinking about panties in the shower this am. And because I only wear one kind, all the time, which are just hipsters I guess?, I was thinking about calling them my whore-y bitch panties or my bitchy whore panties. Whaddyathink?
Ashley- good point about getting rid of the whore panties to prevent further pregnancy. I only wear mine to work- so no danger of getting PG there.
Mad About Plaid Girl- Your panties are in a catergory of their own. Hipsters are pretty hot, but I don't know if they are Whore Panties. I'm going to have to think on that for a while.
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