Oh, LordaMercy! The cruise started off with a hard fall on my back. I was stepping out of the hot tub in order to fetch my hat and my feet slipped on the wet stairs. I landed flat on my back. Hard. It hurt so bad that I felt like I had been in a car wreck for the rest of the week.
The rest of the cruise was great big fun. Grand Caymen was beautiful. Swimming with the Sting Ray's was just as much fun as I had imagined. Seven Mile Beach was beautiful, but crowded.
Our cabin onboard was perfect. I slept like a baby.
Especially after our visit to Cozumel. I booked an excursion at a place called "Passion Island". It is a private island with an open bar and all you can eat buffet. After about 10 Tequila Sunrises, I was in fine form. When I stumbled back to the ship around 4, DL and I went for a nice booze nap. We didn't wake up until 1:00 AM! I went back to sleep until 7:00 AM the next day. That, people, is a Booze Nap!
Our travel day yesterday was grueling and I have nothing fun or funny to say about it other than we got home at 2am. I got up at 6:30 today to take BLM on a school field trip. She didn't let me out of her sight all day, and the LLM has been glued to me! I missed those girlfriends and their chatter!
I am still worn slick and my brain is too dumb to write anything except strictly facts!
Edited to Add: I got asked THREE TIMES (THREE/3/TRES) if I was PREGNANT. Fuck. Thanks. That's a real ego boost for my ass. Or, stomach? Fuck. I'm still pissed.
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That stinks about your back! I hope it's feeling better now! I'm glad you had fun on your cruise! Coming back to reality is hard! I can't wait to see pics! I've missed your posts this week!
Welcome back! I'm sorry to hear about your fall but glad that you had such fun on the rest of the cruise. :)
Welcome Home. Sorry about your back. Screw the old farts that assumed you were preggers.
Post those pics so we can live vicariously....
welcome back!! that sucks about your back! post pictures of your fabulous trip!
oh holly, i missed you terribly! im sorry about your back and fuck those haters who asked if you were pregnant! probly just one of those things..they were in total 'awe' of your hotness and to make them feel better about themselves, they had to 'dog' the hottest Mamalicious there.....just sayin....
Welcome Home! You most certainly do not look pregnant...maybe they had one too many???Or maybe they were just jealous! :)
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