What a loooooong day in front of the internetz. First of all, my website at work got all f0cked up and the emails have been steady since 7:30am. I don't think I got one thing done that I needed to do. I did have a few moments to Multi-Slack, as is usually required for maintaining my personal happiness level.
I just heard that I was invited to a Midget Cage Fighting Event on Friday night. This falls right in line with the theme of the day. What could be more Trashtastic? I don't really like UFC, so I doubt if I'm down with the Midget Cage Fighting thing. Or should we call it "Little People Cage Fighting"? I can imagine Amy Roloff in a string bikini holding up a Round One sign.
Did you know that today is Earf Day? In honor, the girls are eating Spaghettio's (at their request). LLM is marking the occasion by whining and being more demanding than usual.
SlimShady: Thanks for the offer of the spare bed for Saturday night. I booked an extravagant room at the La Quinta for the night (La Quinta is Spanish for Hoochie Mama Hotel. Or is it Motel? I get confused). I would NEVER make you put up with a Drunken Hoochie Mama in your baby state.
LLM is slamming kitchen cabinet doors. There isn't anything more annoying. Besides listening to Elmo. And BLM asking, "what did you say?" and doing the fancy dance all over the house. And repeating "Momma" four thousand times. And the LLM crying because we told her not to slam doors. I need a Qualude.
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i thought la quinta was spanish for "next to denny's"
< / robin williams >
thank you, thank you, i'll be here all week. try the veal. don't forget to tip your waitress.
You're so funny! I just love you! Even though you said you were only accepting stalkers yesterday, I went ahead and stalked you today too. (BHB JoJoBob myspace thread) And also added your blog to my favorites!
Thanks for the laugh!
-Michelle (I've had some wine, so that's where the love (aloud..outloud...whatever)came from.
Happy earth Day! I've been MIA this week as far as commenting...I just blogged about why I've been kind of sad. Thanks for the much needed laugh!
OMG, AllyKatt hit it on the head, except in this case it is "next to IHOP". Maybe we will get our 'cakes after all.
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