Why is it so bossy and Angry? Why does it say, "no" to everything? I have started asking it questions like, "Do you want a new car when you turn 16?" or "How would you like One Million Dollars?" It always says, "NO". It won't give hugs or kisses. It won't mind. It wants to turn left if you say to turn right. It doesn't want to get in the tub. It doesn't want to get out of the tub. It doesn't want to go night night.
It makes me tired.
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they make them that cute so we fight the urge to kill them in their sleep. or, while they're awake. or any other time.
DECEPTIVELY CUTE aren't they?
*plots the demise of he-who-will-not-nap*
AllyKatt took the words right out of my mouth. I constantly tell Zilla that if he wasn't SO darn cute he wouldn't have survived this long. Then again I regularly tell him that trash day is Monday so don't start anything....he is good until tuesday! Smart kid.
Along the same thinking as allykatt... I think they are the cutest when they are sleeping....
Now if we could just keep them sleeping......
Yeah.... I have one of those, too. It's three in May. And, the little one officially started crawling today. I'm going to be one tired ass bitch come Friday.
Hi, I just found your blog via Ashley's Closet...I think "it" may be going through "it's" terrible two's...see I have one of those two and I'm pretty sure I'm it's little bitch. I think it just likes to see my head spin trying to appease it. ;)
Aw, I can't stand it when they catch the noes. Two has a big case of them now, and it's so disappointing when I want a hug, or want him to eat something, or want him to follow instructions, or...
Oh, God. It's just like mine. Only at my house, when It says no, it says, "No, baby." Pretty difficult to get irritated at.
The little buttholes multiply too. I had one just a year ago and now I have two. WTF? Dear god, whatever I did to deserve this, I am sorry....very sorry.
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