I'm not doing it anymore. I've said it before, but this time I *mean* it.
I AM NOT COOKING DINNER EVER AGAIN. I made beans and cornbread tonight, and I swear it tasted like my 5 year old made it. She probably could have done a better job. The beans were just taste-less and the cornbread was totally flat. I spent an hour doing this and it was not worth it and gross.
Here's the deal- the menu of our house hold is going to consist of:
1) Corndogs
2) Grilled Cheese
3) Chicken Noodle Soup
4) Spaghettio's
5) Cheese Puffs
6) Pork Rinds
7) Popcorn
8) Eggo Waffles
9) Cereal
10) Frozen Pizza
That's it. Anything else is not prepared by me. NOT. EVER. AGAIN. It isn't worth the time it takes to do the dishes. I could have been playing outside or some shit like that.
That's all for right now. I might take some Ambien and become inspired to write more. I'm an addict like that.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
4 comments:
I make cooking way more complicated than it needs to be, and I make way more dishes to wash than necessary. I also get offended if Jeff tells me my cooking isn't good, even if I know it sucks.
I need to get me some Ambien...
sounds like my chinese food making fiasco on saturday night. never again!
MMM beans and cornbread is my favorite!! My mom makes it like two times a year. Thank god for her or I would be living off of oatmeal and baby food.
HEY!! That looks like my grocery list!!
Post a Comment