April Fools

Even though this was Maximum Slacking Week, it still has turned out that it is Maximum Workage week. I couldn't be more upset.

My plan was to surf the internet and research all of the wonderful things I will do onboard my ship, what I would be seeing, where I would be not-sleeping, etc. But NO. More work upon more work has arrived on my desk.

So much so that I shouldn't even be doing this, I should be working. However, I have to take time for a few things each day and here they are (ranked by priority):

1) Tan (so as not to be out-tanned by DL)
2) Tend to Lil Ma's
3) Go to work (I didn't say I would work while I was there, but just that I would go... however if you just read my statement above you will see that I have been WORKING at work which wasn't at all part of my plan.)
4) Extra-size

Tonight, however, I will have to stay up late and work on work. This is most unsettling. It should be some sort of policy that the week before and after vacation is spent slacking.