Undersmile: another word for female private parts. Sasha and Mr. Sasha saw this on My Name is Earl. I decided that I'm going to have to start using my DVR to catch this show. If words like Undersmile are slung around, it is a def that I have to add to my list of shows.
Pantenna: An antenna (such as seen on that of a mobile home) with a pair of panties attached. Another word I have stolen from the Sasha's who saw it on Earl. I can't figure out how to add Pantenna to my vernacular, but there has to be a way.
Multiple Store-Gasms: The ecstasy brought on by hitting as many Christmas sales as possible in a single shopping trip.
TruckNuts: The pair of testes seen hanging from the ball-hitch of a pick up truck. This usually indicates the insecurity of the truck owner.
Connectile Dysfunction: The inability to get a connection. Most commonly experienced when using a cell phone, but can refer to laptops with Wi-Fi cards, etc. If it persists for more than four hours, please contact your doctor. He can't help your connectile dysfunction, but can give you something to ease your frustration.
The NMS was fun yesterday. The weather was so nice. I was ill prepared for the atmosphere. I didn't take a chair and I wore the wrong shoes. I had to ask an EMS worker for a bandage. Thankfully, they didn't make fun of me- but they did inform me that if I were a guy they would have told me to rub some dirt in it.
Here are some pictures from the NMS~
Mamalicious & MagicJenn
Mamalicious & Sasha
Slim & Mamalicious
2 comments:
Dude- I need me some sun - or at least some blush and brighter lipstick. I look deathly.
I haven't figured out how to fit in Pantenna yet, but it is the best. There's just got to be a way.....
Loved seeing you!
Check out urbandictionary.com. THey have some pretty funny stuff and you can get "word of the day" (dork I know) but not all of it is funny but some is! :)
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