They look innocent enough. They even look pretty cute, but the reality of it is- THEY WILL TERRORIZE. They have been trained to do so. I'm not sure where they learn it, but they have skills that they are not afraid to use.
These tiny terrorists will follow you around the house, talking the whole time. They will want to suck all of the life out of you by playing a potentially suicide-invoking game of "You Say." Trust me, this is not something you need to mess with. This game involves role-play in which the terrorist tells you EXACTLY what to say and how to say it. She will tell you if you have said the wrong thing and will persist until the unlucky victim either dies or says exactly what s/he is supposed to say.
Smaller terrorists are not as advanced in their verbal skills, but they still know exactly what they are doing. They will chase you down, ask you for your puffs and your pork rinds- then they will climb all over you with greasy paws. You will not be able to figure out exactly what this smallish terrorist wants. You may think it's puffs, when its really wanting yogurt. Or maybe its Elmo movie (another form of torture) went off. You never know with one of this kind.
They will wear you down until you can take no more. They will make you beg for Monday Morning to roll around. They will make you wish you had enough meds to tranquilize yourself with.
Then, they go and they get cute. This is how they work, people. I wouldn't tell you if it were not true.
4 comments:
i feel your pain.
only, my monday morning never comes...
No way. I'm not buying it. They look way too cute for that.
Yeah, they have a sleeper cell in my area too. A favorite game with the ones here is "What're you doing" repeated ad nauseum. And watch out - sometimes they're male. ;) Love it!
So So So cute! They can't possibly have an ounce of evil in 'em. ;)
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