Planning it out. The day, that is. Here is the little conversation that I have with myself inside:
Me: Do I go tan now, or before I shower?
Me: Well, if you shower now you will smell like tanning all day.
Me: But if I go tan, THEN SHOWER, the tanning process will stop. (Because doesn't everyone know that your skin keeps tanning after you tan? So if you shower, you stop that process. )
Me: That's true.
Me: Here's what we will do (yes, I am a gemini). We will shower, then go tan. We won't fix hair/makeup until after we tan.
Me: OK
It's hard. So hard. Why do I have to have conversations with myself like this ALL DAY?
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I am always having these little conversations with myself while I'm walking around Target or the grocery store. Just talking, out loud, to myself....
I used to make fun of my Mother for this very same thing.
I was at the nail salon earlier today, and there was an elderly woman having the most wonderful conversation with herself.
At least I don't talk to myself outloud.
Back in the day when the tanning bed took 30 minutes, I worked with a girl who insisted on tanning on her lunch break.
For the entire rest of the day, she smelled like fried chicken.
Amen for the 10 minute bed.
BTW, you are too freaking cute!
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