Have You Missed Me?

This job of mine outside of the home is really hindering my blogging progress! I have things going on in life that I know people WANT to read about! Here they are:

The Big Lil Momma cut her own hair last night while I was resting on the couch. She came to me with the statement, "I wish I could cut your hair, Momma" as she was holding a pair of scissors. I said, "No, we don't cut our own hair." "Oops", she says. Thank goodness it wasn't that big of a chunk and it was sort of at an angle

Little Lil Momma has not been napping at school and she has a new habit of taking off her clothes. At school. And on Monday morning when I got her out of bed, she had taken off her diaper and was sleeping in her gown only. The amazing thing was, she wasn't even wet!

And my last interesting tale for the day:
I got a massage on Monday. I was so excited about it and had looked forward to it all week. It was fucking painful. I even told the lady that she was hurting me. I am so sore today that I had to walk around wearing Bengay and smelling like Old Person. I felt sorry for those around me.

This will be all for now. I will get back to a normal blogging schedule hopefully soon. I know you crave it.