Christopher "Big Black" Boikin is my friend on MySpace. I've also requested Mini Horse, Meaty, and Rob- but I have not heard back on that yet. They are probably measuring my coolness on a spreadsheet (like Ashley does). *Which, BTW, I'm dying to know where I stand there.*
Helen came back to work with me today, but I'm cutting down on her fun by taking the Valtrex. I just love telling people that I have Herpes and I'm taking Valtrex. I must have the maturity level of an 8th grade boy.
I'm pretty pissed at Daddylicious for trying to OUT TAN me. Yes, dude, I get that you are all Native American and stuff and have skin that tans easily. You don't have to compare your tan to my tan and tease me for tanning longer than you and not being as tan as you. You tan one time and you are tanner than me after I tan for two weeks. You need to recognize the hard work that I have put into my tan. Seriously! I envy your tanning skills. I am jealous (but, Big Black isn't YOUR FRIEND on MySpace so THERE.)
Daddylicious endured a whole day at home with a sick Big Lil Momma. He is a good Sick Baby Daddy. I know he did everything she requested. And when I got home from work I could tell that he had worked his butt off to have the house picked up. (Big Props to you Daddy, if you are reading).
The Little Lil Momma has yet another Ear Infection. I must call her ENT and find out why we have tubes but are still getting one EI per month.
But the best part of my day was trying to discharge the Hailey's stinky anal glands. I would have to say that experience far surpasses any other pleasantry that went on today. It was unsuccessful and I think she is going to have to go to the vet because she is stinking up my whole house like ass. I just can't live this way.
I'm pretty pissed at Daddylicious for trying to OUT TAN me. Yes, dude, I get that you are all Native American and stuff and have skin that tans easily. You don't have to compare your tan to my tan and tease me for tanning longer than you and not being as tan as you. You tan one time and you are tanner than me after I tan for two weeks. You need to recognize the hard work that I have put into my tan. Seriously! I envy your tanning skills. I am jealous (but, Big Black isn't YOUR FRIEND on MySpace so THERE.)
Daddylicious endured a whole day at home with a sick Big Lil Momma. He is a good Sick Baby Daddy. I know he did everything she requested. And when I got home from work I could tell that he had worked his butt off to have the house picked up. (Big Props to you Daddy, if you are reading).
The Little Lil Momma has yet another Ear Infection. I must call her ENT and find out why we have tubes but are still getting one EI per month.
But the best part of my day was trying to discharge the Hailey's stinky anal glands. I would have to say that experience far surpasses any other pleasantry that went on today. It was unsuccessful and I think she is going to have to go to the vet because she is stinking up my whole house like ass. I just can't live this way.
5 comments:
you people and your silly tans.
come over to the darkside. we don't have tans around these parts.
and i would probably be jealous ... if i had ANY idea who any of those people are.
man, i wish i was cool...
My son had tubes, and still had EI's at least once a month. I asked the DR why it was still happening and he said, "well I would hate to see how many he would have without the tubes."
Have you tried a chiro for the EIs?
Rob Dyrdek is my friend on myspace. It took over a month for him to add me so don't give up.
Woah Girl!
Take Hailery to the GROOMER, that is part of their JOB and she'll get groomed too, for probably less $$.
BTW- Effin' LOVE you, and
I'm sure you are at the top of Ashleys list with all this public ass kissing you have been doing. ANDd following the plan too. I am a closet Ashley lover and can appreciate your efforts.
Caren BBC 8-06
Jeez- two freakin' typos AND I signed my real name.
Nice.
C
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