The Elf is Angry, and is not pacified by the puffs. So, we are watching Blues Clues (which sounds like, "booz coos") and the elf is still Angry.
I can't win. I can't contend with Blues Clues AND an Angry Elf who is not made happy by the puffs. What can I do? The only thing could be to start drinking and it is a loooong way until bedtime from here.
I gave Angry some Motrin, thinking she could be blooming some new teeth. Next thing will be to put something (read: beer) in her sippy. *totally just kidding* (But, my mom said that she put beer in my bottle when I was a baby and wouldn't go to sleep.)
My mom also told me that she was really happy I was in her life and I am no longer a burden. Two of my friends bought houses from her (she is a Real Estate Agent). So, officially, I'm worth all of that burdening I have done for so long. Thank God I finally earned my keep.
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3 comments:
i totally motrin'ed The Monster the other night, due to an incredible case of the whineys. toy story wasn't working, nor was pingu. so, motrin it was!
somehow i don't think corona light would have had the same effect. and, he doesn't really drink a bottle, he drinks apple juice from a sippy cup.
d00d, maybe i should keep some hard cider around?
Kim's thingy is kimmycrackkorn.blogspot and let me tell you...you are going to laugh. shes some funny shizzzzzzzz.
I wish I had your smarts, I would put link thingys on MY page...but you know how 'challenged' i am. God love my soul!! ha ha ;)
I MISS MAMALICIOUS!!!!!!
I am so glad my turtle is past the 6 month threshold for motrin. Its his wonder drug. Then again... he goes to bed at 630 so most nights go pretty smoothly.
My granny told me to use brandy on his gums for teething. Im wondering why CPS wasnt called in for all of these old ladies boozin' up the childrenz?
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