Pork Rinds and Klonopin

That's what I had for dinner. BBQ Pork Rinds. And a Diet Dr. Pepper. The shiz is good.

Do you know what else I still have to do? Shower/shave legs/wash hair/dry hair. I have been working since the second I got home.

1) Made salad for Relay for Life fundraiser tomorrow
2) Made dessert for Relay for Life fundraiser tomorrow

I do not cook. I had to chop things and mix things up. It totally traumatized me on top of everything else I have had to go through today! I had to chop chives. I cried a little bit. I had to cut up cabbage. I didn't know what the hell I was doing. I should just take Pork Rinds and Klonopin.

The dessert is to die for, though. It is green apples (chopped up), mini snickers, and Cool Whip mixed together. You should make it for your next gathering. People will love you and think you are great. It tastes like a carmel apple.

Here are those cute pictures I was mentioning:

In unrelated news, Oliver went to the vet this morning for his boy surgery. That was hard explaining to the BLM. She was pretty satisfied with my answer (we don't want him to run away to find a girlfriend, so he has to have a procedure). Who knows what kind of stuff she told her teacher today.

Her best buddy Gunnar came to play tonight. She told me that she wanted to be his Sister. Awe!