Bathe the dog's stinky ass. Literally- her ass smells like ass. I have taken a wash cloth full of Coast to it twice since yesterday. I've got to come up with a plan to get an 80 pound dog into the shower so I can hose her down.
I bathed her in the tub ONE TIME as a puppy. She is 8 years old and will not dare step into the bathroom. We have moved 4 times since she was traumatized in such a heinous way. She won't even come in there when we are brushing our teeth or just standing there. GET OVER YOURSELF. I have a walk in shower now, and I'm going to have to put on my bathing suit and have Daddylicious force her in there by push/pull. Or, I guess I don't really need a bathing suit unless we have to involve the neighbors coming over to help out.
I bathed her in the tub ONE TIME as a puppy. She is 8 years old and will not dare step into the bathroom. We have moved 4 times since she was traumatized in such a heinous way. She won't even come in there when we are brushing our teeth or just standing there. GET OVER YOURSELF. I have a walk in shower now, and I'm going to have to put on my bathing suit and have Daddylicious force her in there by push/pull. Or, I guess I don't really need a bathing suit unless we have to involve the neighbors coming over to help out.
Srsly. It's rotten. It has to be addressed today.
6 comments:
awe momma but looks at mah puppy dog eyes!
do you think the dogs anal glands need to be expressed? that will surely make the dog stinky!
Holly,
I LOVE THE BLOG.
Have it bookmarked in my favorites and have to check it every morning.
Good luck to your dh finding a job that he loves.
When you figure out how to get your 80 pound dog in the shower, can you let me know? Maybe I can then figure out how to get my 105 pound fat-ass dog into the bath. While i haven't noticed that his ass smells like ass, I have noticed that he f'in reeks.
Hmm, personally I would opt for the bathing suit, I would just feel wrong getting naked with a dog.
LOL about the previous comment, I glanced at it and thought she said something about figuring out how to get her 105 lbs fat-ass into the bath!!
Well....I need to find a way to brush my 70 lb dogs teeth. She just came in from outside chewing on a frozen turd. Sweet doggie kisses anyone??
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